Dad's Been Telling That Same Joke

Happy birthday Dad, the legend, the myth,

The man whose jokes we've all been stuck with,

You've told that same one since '95,

But somehow the punchline's still alive...

Don't touch the thermostat, that's your line,

The lawn looks great, mowed just fine,

You fall asleep before the movie ends,

But you swear you were 'just resting your lens'...

We groan at your puns, we roll our eyes,

But secretly, Dad, you're the ultimate prize,

So here's to you and your corny ways,

Happy birthday, Dad — cheers to more dad joke days!