Happy Birthday to My Favorite Chaos Goblin
For the chaotic friend who makes life interesting. The one who has stories that start with 'okay so legally I can't talk about this but...'
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Happy birthday to my favorite little gremlin,
The chaos you bring keeps life from being plain,
Your stories start with 'so don't tell anyone but...'
And end with us both running — what's up with that?
You're unhinged in the best possible way,
You turn a boring night into a legendary day,
Your bank account's a mystery, your choices are wild,
But you've got the heart of a chaotic child...
So here's to you, my agent of disorder,
My partner in crime, my ride-or-die supporter,
Stay weird, stay messy, stay perfectly you,
Happy birthday, goblin — I love what you do!
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