Birthday Song for the Friend Who's Always Late
We all have that one friend. The one who says 'leaving now' when they haven't even showered. This song is for them.
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Happy birthday to you, if you ever arrive,
We've been waiting so long, we're surprised you're alive,
You said you'd be here at seven o'clock,
It's now almost midnight, we're all in shock...
'On my way' is your favorite lie,
We've learned not to ask you why,
But even though you test our patience every day,
We wouldn't have you any other way...
So happy birthday, you beautiful mess,
We love you despite the lateness stress,
Just promise this year you'll try to be,
On time... or at least by 10:43!
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