You're 30 and Your Back Hurts Now
The anthem for everyone entering their third decade. Millennials, this one's for you — complete with references to your creaking joints and newfound love of staying in.
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Happy birthday to you, you're thirty today,
Your metabolism left, it packed up and went away,
Your back hurts at random, your knees make a sound,
But hey at least you're the wisest one around...
You used to stay out 'til 3 AM,
Now you're in bed by ten, watching TV again,
Your idea of wild is a second glass of wine,
But honestly? You're doing just fine...
So here's to thirty, the aches and the pains,
The random gray hairs and the sensible lanes,
You're not old, you're just... experienced now,
Happy birthday legend, take your bow!
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